1. Smurf sturning 50: Imus quickly in trouble for calling Smurfette, "Nappy-headed mushroom-monger."

2. On the View, talk among the cohosts turns to threesomes: Call me when two of the three are Rosie and Donald Trump.

3. George Clooney to broker strike deal?: While Brad and Matt distract Andy Garcia?

4. Clay Aiken bristles at questions from newsmagazine reporter: Meanwhile Kelly Clarkson bristles that Clay is even being asked.

5. Katie Holmes' description of daughter Suri: "She's a very strong woman:" Funny, she has the same description for her husband.

6. Britney Spears wears a wedding dress to car dealership: She puts the "coke" back in Iacocca.

7. Faced with parparazzi inside an airport, Bjork allegedly rips up photographer's shirt: She does that to anyone not wearing "swan."

8. Josh Hartnett orders shark: Stop the presses. This pushed Sean William Scott's trip to McDonalds right off the front pages!

9. British pop star Robbie Williams denies reports that he's "on strike" against his record label: Following up his denials that he's on strike against his website, marketing manager and wearing any kind "swan."

10. Miley Cyrus under fire for using onstage body double in Hannah Montana concert: This is the only way around child-labor laws so that she can be in the limelight 24 hours a day.