1. Francis Ford Coppola's studio robbed: Documentary to follow, Burglary of Darkness.

2. Jorja Fox leaving CSI: On the advice CSI Miami star David Caruso who told her, "Going from TV to movies, easy as pie!"

3. Ryan Adams has meltdown during concert: Continues madness by changing his name to Ryan Setzer

4. Dolly Pardon won't judge Idol: Says, "With the current crop of judges, the show has enough boobs already."

5. Adam Sandler says if he were a gay man, he wouldn't want him representing gay community: And says if he were a gay woman, he would like a shot at Portia De Rossi.

6. Britney turns her camera on paparazzi: And this while driving, being served a subpoena, and drinking a Big Gulp.

7. Star named after William Shatner: It's just two galaxies over from his ego.

8. Forbes confirms Oprah's really freaking rich:" In a related story, sister publication Field & Stream confirms bears are really freaking dangerous

9. Henry Winkler "okay" with Milwaukee Fonz statue: This tempers the sting of losing World's Greatest Catchphrase to "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis."

10. The rumor isn't true-Michael Jackson is not married to nanny: Poor Michael, rumors are going to ruin his career yet.