1. Katie Holmes secretly enters the New York City Marathon: And I have 3 press releases, 5 news reports and a "leaked" home video to prove it.

2. Upcoming book says Lincoln visited a hooker: Supernatural coincidence? Kennedy hooked a visitor.

3. Naomi Campbell meets Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez: She's quickly thrown to the floor when she takes out her cell phone to snap a photo.

4. Alicia Silverstone supports farm bill ammendment: Can I add this to my Sean Penn-Alec Baldwin Shut Up File?

5. Angelina Jolie says she's shy about computer-simulated nudity: And that's the last time she'll walk in on Brad on his laptop!

6. Al Gore's screenwriting daughter, Kristin, pens a D.C.-based sex comedy: Finally, the real An Inconvenient Truth.

7. Slash mistaken for fake Slash at Halloween party: Axl Rose could only have such luck.

8. Oprah launches her own YouTube channel: Thereby replacing Phil Collins 80's Music as the definition of "media overexposure."

9. Sylvestor Stallone in talks to remake Death Wish: Reportedly Frank Stallone is in the wings for the remake of Death Wish II.

10. The writers' strike is on!: Count on a glut of new "scab" jokes and about 2,000 knee-jerk screenplays perfect for Paul Giamatti.