1. Heidi Klum has no regrets discussing Seal's "package" on TV: Alternatively Seal's new concept album is all about Heidi's monthly cycle.

2. Paris Hilton's Rwanda trip has been postponed: She had a scheduling conflict with her new edible g-string line unveiling.

3. Apologizing to critics, Brad Pitt says he's embarrassed by his early films: He also calls former coach to apologize for his high school basketball career .

4. Painting of young, scantily clad Sean Connery exhibited: It's nice to see Paul Reubens' is sharing some of his "art".

5. Scarlett Johansson reportedly gives Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth: In some ironic, antithetical return he gives her box set of "2 Guys a Girl & a Pizza Place."

6. Lindsay Lohan's mother claims her family is set to be in a prime-time reality show: Duh, it's called Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight.

7. Catherine Zeta-Jones laughs off anorexia rumors: This is the rumor we all can only wish for.

8. Teri Hatcher auctions off Teri Hatcher doll: These dolls are real, and they're spectacular!!.

9. Ex-'N Syncer Chris Kirkpatrick doesn't mind that Lance Bass once thought he was gay: He prefers to remember Bass' other assertion that he thought he was talented.

10. Ron Howard in pre-strike rush to begin Da Vinci sequel: Luckily he already got Gung Ho 2 in the can before the fall of the Yen.