1. Sylvestor Stallone gets two-picture deal: That's hardly enough movies to complete the Rocky octa-trilogy.

2. Angelina Jolie says she doesn't know how to turn on a computer: If that's true, it's the only thing left that she doesn't turn on.

3. Spice Girls to end world tour early, due to family commitments: They should count themselves lucky, most tours lately are ending due to mental hospital commitments.

4. NASA beams Beatles song "Across The Universe" into space: Next up, the Songwriters strike to gain a portion of terrestial profits.

5. Celeb foodie Nigella Lawson denies she's cutting her kids from her will: This is the latest rumor Emeril started following his prattle that Rachael Ray cut Oprah from her Christmas Card list.

6. Wesley Snipes cleared on tax fraud: The judge dismissed the case saying Snipes has not "earned" a dime since the first Blade movie.

7. Man pleads guilty to robbing Lost star Josh Holloway: Is this a punchline to some Emmy-results joke?

8. Newlywed Katharine McPhee confirms her predilection for older men by marrying a 42 year-old: Meanwhile, Clay Akin still won't tell us.

9. Amy Winehouse campaigns to save pub: She's staging a one-woman sobriety strike.

10. David Letterman apologizes to Paris Hilton: First Oprah, now Paris? Are "Jay-Walking" skits soon to follow?