1. In an upcoming film, Catherine Zeta-Jones dances in midriff-baring belly-dance costume: And that's the best use of 3 hyphens in a sentence I've seen in a long time.

2. Mary-Louise Parker reportedly engaged to Jeffrey Dean Morgan: This will push the Catherine Zeta-Jones story right to page three behind the Michael J Fox story.

3. Spike Lee says "Do the Right Things" and vote Obama: Then he followed, "finally we would have an "'Inside Man.'"

4. "Britney's Law" would establish a pararrazi-free "personal safety zone" around celebrities: Causing more stress on Britney as she would now have to yell her babblings.

5. Lindsay Lohan re-creates Marilyn Monroe photo shoot: Marilyn Monroe overdose re-creation soon to follow.

6. Joel Madden says daughter Harlow is more partial to mama Nicole Richie because "all she does is eat:" All things being relative, Harlow's first words were, "Mama- What a cow."

7. Director wants Nicole Kidman to play Valerie Plame in biopic: There hasn't been such a perfect fit for her, since Samantha from Bewitched."

8. Bai Ling arrested for allegedly shoplifting $16 worth of batteries and celebrity magazines: The judge said he would've let her off if she would have just been shoplifting for some better clothes.

9. Steven Spielberg drops his involvement in 2008 Olympics: And the L.A. Dodgers can forget about The Tommy Lasorda Story.

10. Miley Cyrus apologizes for not wearing seat belt in movie: She said "I'm sorry, I just feel so bloated after drinking scotch with my cocaine."