3. Mike Myers says he's been on "an informal spiritual quest" since 1991: About the same time he followed up the hit Wayne's World with an "informal" movie, So I Married an Ax Murderer.

2. George Clooney won't return to ER: Elvis won't be coming back to Graceland and The Tooth Fairy won't really be putting change under your pillow.

3. Lindsay Lohan blames a lack of focus for rehab stint: Hindsight is 20/20, or in her case 20/200.

4. After kissing Bollywood star in public last year, Richard Gere is allowed back into India: Now if he could just get that ban lifted from PetSmart.

5. Smithsonian Channel to investigate the "true story" of Indiana Jones: CoutTV will then follow up with The Trial of Billy Jack.

6. Pregnant Minnie Driver looks forward to being "fat and happy:" Taking a total risk, as her press agent informred her People readers prefer "fat and sassy."

7. Halle Berry delivers baby girl, failing to "stay pregnant forever" as she hoped: At least she delivered, which we can't say when it comes to Catwoman.

8. Melissa Joan Hart gives birth: Seems to be a theme here, I guess there is "something in the water" and not just antibiotics.

9. Years after a pushy screenwriter told her she wan't "a real actress," Jenna Fisher says she wishes she'd threatened to pee on him: Good thing he didn't tell her she wasn't a "real lady."

10. Mariah Carey: "I understand that people think I'm a ditzy moron:" But, what they see is "hot and sexy" and this will always wins out.