1. Paris spills Xtina's unconfirmed pregnancy secret: In return Xtina spills Paris' confirmed lobotomy secret.

2. Complete Studio 60 box set coming to DVD: Extras include nearly 4 minutes of funny outtakes, doubling the laughs of the actual show.

3. Indy 4 picks a title: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Just beating out, Indiana Jones and the Convalescence of the Brittle Hip.

4. Tyra Banks has booked--but hasn't yet backed--Obama: She's holding her opinion until she can hit the streets disguised as a "not black enough politician."

5. Ben Kingsley says his new wife "looks like a combination of ancient Egypt and ancient Rome": Meanwhile his new wife, admits, "he's just ancient."

6 Kid Rock cited for misdeameanor batter after fight with Tommy Lee at VMAs: 50 Cent found crumpled in a heap, shaking with fear; Snoop Dog faints from anxiety.

7 Music biz is launching a hybrid of ringtone and single formats called a "ringle": Cell phone industry launches plan to discontinue "last vestige of old technology": phones that actually make & receive calls.

8. Sherri Shepherd officially joins the View. Donald Trump responds, "Who the hell is Sherri Shepherd?"

9. Clooney dates Fear Factor winner: This leaves just one women in America, two in Canada.

10. Lou Pearlman's Orlando mansion is sold in bankruptcy: Somewhere a late-show host is delivering the punchline, "Bye, Bye, Bye."